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ghalak wahad el barkani mrad wa mcha 3and tbib, wa tbib ghalih khoud had adwa wa charbo mora el kahwa(café) wa rja333 andi man ba33d , dazat 02 semaine wal barkani rja33 and tbib waghalih a sidi tbib hadak dwa madali walo wa tbib ghalih ghadi na33tik dwa akhour wal barkani ghalih a sidi tbibe had el marra dwa jdid ghadi nabka nacharbo hda a jamaa3 liana el kahwa katjini ba33ida bazaf
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hada wahd lwald tla9a m3a sahbtou chehal hada machafha selem 3liha ogaliha yallahi tcherbi chi haja okan 3endou (5dh)kan nawi ichri liha kas dial atay ja lgarcon howa igol lbent ach tcherbi galt lih 3sir ananas howa ygoul ledderri htanta howaygoulih ananayd
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galik 04 dial swassa darou taxi sghir ,iwa koul nhar wahd fihou taydkhl chi baraka,wahd nhar dkhal chak binathoum ,ou bach yzwlou chak tafkou bach ybkaw ymchiw 04 bihoum f taxi bach tawahd maykoulbhoum.
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9alk wa7ad sosi ja ljar dyalo 3la sba7 9alo l7anot dyalk fih 3afya badal maymchi yechofo mcha yechri korda bach ye3ala9 raso mli kan raja3 tla9ah jaro 9alo rah machi 7anot dyalk li kant fih 3afya rad 3lih ana daba chrit korda ghir khalini n3ala9 rasi bla matb9a tfsd (korda)
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hada wahad sarak azite amecha lasouk achera telfaza. oumeni awsal ladare khedamha oureka alichehar adeyal baygo. ou howa tigoul wawa abedina abedina abeaflam adeyal lakheli3
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wahed khaiyna chra wahed lhmar (hachakoum) mais tayt3amel m3ah comme suit: AAMINE = stope, OUF = marche: RRA = cour..pour le tester il a dit RRA, automatiquement lhmar se met à courir le problème c'est que sahibouna nsa 3la ach ghadi ygoul bach ywe9fou, chwiya ban lih lhmar dayez men fou9 wahed lguentra mherssa ouhewa ygoul m3a rassou aji n9ra 3lih lfatiha et c'est en arrivant à la fin dyal soura qu'il apronnoncé WALADDALIN AMINE sur place l'anne s'arrita (bien sur car il a enttendu AMIN)sahibouna en voyant lhmar w9ef 3end lhafa dyal lguentra gal OUF et bien sur ouf=marche donc lhmara marcha et comme ca il est tombé ...
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hada wahed chibani kan dayez ol9a wahed rrajel taytfi l3afiya cha3latlo fel motor dyalo ohowa yhayed jelaba dyalo ob9a yetfi m3ah wahed chwiya tjam3o nas ol3aw dak moul motor 3amer kolo dmayat mafhmo walo ohoma ye9albo jelaba dyal chibani l9aw fiha taymouma nsaha chibani fel9ob dyalo
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hada wahd lhindi ja l marrakech yak na3am as ohwa iswal wahd wald lblad o hwa igolih 3fak fin jat jam3 lfna w how iskot lmrakchi w b9a kaychouf taht rjlin dak lhindi kay tsna trjama bl3arbiya
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hada wahed kay nssa bezafffffff .wahed el marra mcha baghi yedwi m3a wahed deriya
9al liha :ila sema7ti netkelem m3ak ?
9alet lih :tekelem
9al liha :lamen
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kalik hada sbitar dyal 7ama9 dyal l'maghrib dayrin farkat kora ou
ghadin idiwhom ila3bo dad sbitar l'7ama9 dyal portugal iwa tal3o l'tiyara daurin sda3 ou hadi l'co pilote ou houwa imchi 3andhom ou houwa iban lih wahed galess ou houwa ikole lih 3afak nta b'3aklek sakat shabek ra karbo itayho tayara iwa dak l'co pilote rja3 lablasto wahed sa3a mab9ach ayasma3 sda3 ou houwa imchi 3and dak l'wald kalih finahouma shabek li katlik saket ou houwa ikoliha katlihom li bgha il3ab kora ikhroj bara
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HADA WAHDE RAJLE DIMA KAT9OLO MRATO MLI YADKHALE MEL KHADMA RSSALE LMA3NE WAHDE NHAR DKHALE KA YAHBOU WA HIYA T9OULOU 3AFAK DWAZE WAHDE JFAFE
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un mokhazni veut participer au traveaux du polices judiciaires..c est pour cela Monsieur le procureur a lui demander d aller a 3AYN ALMAKAN pour faire un proces vrebal.mais le mokazni ne revient qu apres une semaine::::monsieur le procureur a lui demander de justifier son retard;;le mokazni a lui repondu qu il n a pas trouvé 3AYN ALMAKAN..mais il a trouvé 3AYN CHOK 3AYN DYAB.3AYN HAROUDA......3AIN LAH
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galik hadi wahde le mera relidaaaaaaaaaaaaa we me3gaza dima na3sa 24/24 sewlouha fache ka tefiki ache ka diri ??? galet lihoume ka netka............
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kalik hada wahd sowloh shabo chhal 3ando fl3mar 9alihom 25 3am dazt tatsnin owosowloh 3awtani chhal f3amro 9alihom 25 3am dazt khamsnin sowloh 9alihom 25 3am ohoma i9olo lih ghir nsowlik chhal 3mrak kat9ol lina 25 3am ohowa i9ol lihom ana rajal okalmti wahda.
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9alak a sidi hada wahad <> sahbtu dima tahdar m3ah en français w howa matayfhamch walo wahad nhar gatlo allé à demain macha taysbak 3and sahbo galou lah ykhlik chno hia a demain galou :(talghda) galou <> la daba plz daba '!!!!! hhahahahahah
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hada wahed lweld kan kaytbasel 3la wahed lbent fchari3 whiya tgoulih mathderch m3aya lah ykhalik fchari3 nas kaychoufou wowa ygouliha watal3i ltretoire !!!!!!hihihi
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9alik hada wahad dari mne ss7ab hip-hop wa7ad mara chaf wa7ad lbnte wa3ra 3ajbatou b9a dima kaytba3ha wa7ade mara fkare bache ymchi y5tabha mohim wssal dar fin katsskoun lbnte dak f l bab whouwa ya5roujlou baha w chaf dari mhipi ble hwayaje dial hip-hop wahouwa y9oule walad : chouf al haj ana jite bache na5tabe bntak w chouf ana rantala3 bntak l ssma wahouwa y 9oulou dak l
haj : tala3e ba3da rir ssrwalak
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hada qra3 3ando zaghba wahda w9af kodam lmraya chaf dik zaghba mchat lo 3la liman ma3ajbatouch mchatha lawr ma3ajbatouch howa ykharba9ha bido wgal wlah hta nkhali cha3ri mcha3kak
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hada wahed bnadem chra lhawli f l3id w tal3o lstah w darlo wahed l cassette nta3 hasni.sawlo waldo galo 3lach a baba galo bach yrabi lkabda...
hada wahed lfil tzawaj m3a wahed namla.w dazet liyam mayan lfil galet lwaldha dartli lafrayach ga3 lafyoula daw lfilat zinin w nta dit namla.w dak l fil tnirva w mcha 3and namla galha inti tale9 w hiya gatlo w lfil li f batni .
galek hadi chi wjada jaw l saidia f berkane b9aw y3omo w wahed fihom chaf wahed mettre nageur w gal lshabo a harbo mol labhar ja .
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9alik hada wahde l barkani mcha 3ande mecanic et 9alo loto diali kathbas mni katwsal l ma2 9alo ok ana radi nchof malha et l mecaic 9alb hta 3ya et jbare fiha walo et 9olo raha raya et mcha et mara khra rja3e 3ando 3la nafs lmochkil lmicanic chaf et mal9a walou et 9alo aji m3aya et radi tchof 9alo le mecanic yalah o howa ymchi m3ah et howa ywsal lma2 et hiya thbas et 9alo chfti et jabro fin ma kaywsal lma2 kayhaze rjlo hahhaha
9alik hada wahd sosi 3ando hanote et kayna3sse fih howa et wlado etmara kano na3sin et nade waldo et 9alo baba fiya jou3e ou howa wftah lih lbab et 9alo chof l hwanate kamlin sadin .hhhhhhhhh
hada uahad derri gal lmo mama ka takulni(terma) galt lih hokka u sir tn3es nadat m3a sbah sabet a tokba (hakkach terma kalet derri)
hada uahad chelh jat 3ando sahabto lhanut nhar jem3a(kulchi sedd) u dakkhala lhanut u hia tgul lih 3tini chi monada hezz rido u gal liha ban lik chi uahad hall ne3si 3an mok!!!! ha ha ha ha ha
hada uahad chelh mat u mcha l3and 3osrein hua i 9ol lih ki deira denia u shelh gal chkun chafa men lpisri l3andkum
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9al lik hada uahad chelh jat l3ando mra 3ariana bach i dleka 9alt lih 3tini kar3at koka hua i 3tiha u bka ki chof 9alt lih hach ka chof 9alliha kan chof mnin gada jebdi 5draham ...!!!
9alak hada wa7 sousi 3ando 7anout wa7d nhar ja 3ando bnou b9a kaichof f l7anout howa ichouf lma9as o chafo bah howa ichado wi 9ara3lo 9alo baghi t7asan o mcha li dar 3and mamah kaibki 9atlo malak 9alha choft f ma9as o baba 9ara3li 9altlo labas 3lik machoftichi golgat karah 9la3lak snan jejejejejejejejejejejejej.....!!!!!
hada wahad sbitar l hama9 kano talkin lihom l 9orane w kolchi nad yachtah ila whaad ja 3ando tbib galih malak nta galih ana hia la3rosa ......!!!!
wahad la3robi tsahab m3a whaad bant lamdina wahad nhar galat lih hobi 3andka msn howa ygoliha nn 3andi l vcd ....!!!!
hada wahad la3robi bgha yahdar m3a wahad l bant f lamdina w radi taba3ha w makadch yaz3am 3liha iwa l mohim mchat hia mora wahad l baraka w khrat hachakom w fach kharjat galiha khriti azin khriti azin ...!!!!
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brakna kaydiro lihom f sabat yokhla3 9abla nawm wahad 9bal mayan3as bda kayakhla3 f sabato .....!!!!!
hada wahad l barkani kan radi w hoya yawsal l lablaka dyal kif w howa yhabas tonobil w 9af w 3awatani glas w zad .....!!!!!!
galik hadawa wahad khayna makaya3rafch lach tayaslah do lahmar w do lakhdar w do limoni wahad nhar kan radi w tlaka m3a wahad lahma9 w galih khoya nsawlak galih sawal galih lach tayaslah had do lakhdar w lahmar w limoni w galih dak lahmak lakhdar kayadi l rabat w limoni l casa w lahmar l jami3 litijahat w mcha hadak w 9af f stop w ch3al lakhdar mabrach yzid ch3al limoni mabrach yzid w hir ch3al lahmar w howa yaksiri w bda kaysafar 3lih l polisi w galik w merakkch merakkch .....!!!!!
9alek hada wahed lwajdi mcha chafar wahed lpaztam w min halo tla9a fih tasswira nta3 khto ....!!!!
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hada wahed chra 3 dial limonat bach it3acha bihom dahom ldar ch3el do dkhel lkozina jab lmousse kate3 limouna lewla lkaha khamja ohwa irmiha kate3 limona tanya lkaha khamja ohwa irmiha bkat lo limona talta macha tfa do ohwa yakolha.
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hada wahd rajl gal lmrato jibé lia 2 kissan 1 fih lma ou 2 khaoui ou htihom hda rassi, galltlo mrato 3lach , galiha nged nachrab ou nged ma nchrab
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wahed 3 kahlin, khrej lihom jni, galihom radi nhkek likom omniya dial kol wahed fikom mais lewel li tlab omniya li be3dou maytlbch bhalha, lawel galih bghit traj3ni blanc, tani galih reje3ni zwine talett mabka lih walou tle3 lou dem , o howa ygolih : raje3 labaz ki kan
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hada wahed taykmi ja sahbo l9ah dayr je3ba o kay kmi men b3id galih ach had chi galih galiya tbib ma t9arebch lgaro
hada wahd l masskin jah l mard o mcha latbib ohowa ygol lih rah fik fa9r dam odak l maskine rad 3lih mal had l fa9r fin mamchina tab3na hta f dam ....hahahahaha!!!!!!!!
kalik hada wahed rajel kal l'martou chno mtayba l'youma laghda katlih bid ou maticha ou houwa ikole liha aw malna 3la jouj maklat !!!!!!!!
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galik hada wahd okfo a3lih police o sawloh a3la la cart o howa igol lihom wach itesalat ola meditel o homa ital3oh fe stafit o bdaw a3lih bdarb hta tsalatlih la charge o homa esawloh ki jatek ta3biea o red a3lihom 3andi zhar mali mamdoblach
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kalik hada wahed rajel awal mara ghadi imchi 3and l'7ajam iwa mcha ou l'7jam sala3 lih ou 9alih ndir lik gel ou la c'est pas la peine 9alih dir liwa c'est pas la peine bel 7a9 matkatarch
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hada wa7ed le chauffeur dial lcamion, 9atel bezzaaf dial nass chi 50 wa7ed !!Dans la brigade, lajoudan tale3 lih dem: aw ki derti liha ? les criminel mossiba yallah tay9etlou 10 oulla 20 , nat 9atel 50 , bezaaaf ! galih iwa a sa3adat lajoudan ghadi n3awedha lik b7al lekhrafa : kent ghadi f
wa7ed lhebta houwa yet9ette3 lia lfran ... banou lia a droite 2 skayriya et a gauche kayen le souk ... ( énervé lajoudan galih iwa dik sa3a koun drebti 2 7sen men 50 )
wa yeeeh rah dakechi li kent baghi ndir, dewert le volan a droite drebt hadouk les 2 , mat wa7ed lakor hreb lia l souk , tbe3tou .....
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galik hada wa7d sousi cha3lat lih l3afya fe l7anot howa yvipi 3la l bombiya o homa sefto lih message fih wit wit wit wit wit.....!!!!
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hada 1 chalh mcha 3end tbib dial snan galih bchhal ila bghit nrakeb fom galih 5000 dh ou nosse fom 2500dh ou rb3 1250dh howa ygoulih saweb lia 1 rbe3 ou kater lflaji
موضوع: أدخل وضحك 
الجمعة أبريل 27, 2007 6:22 pm
merci 3la nokat wakha ma9rithomch kamli 
